basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

(Source: canadad)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct